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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

April 19, 2005

Vatican disco inferno

CNN confirmed today that the Vatican has been razed to the ground in a tragic fire.

A spokesperson for Rome's fire service confirmed that they had received reports of black smoke rising from the Vatican but had chosen not to respond as they thought it was just another announcement that there was no news.

1 Comments:

  • This has been the first Pope Idol compo in which the Cardinals had access to modern technology like mobile phones you could slip into a garter or up your arse.

    I wonder if anyone sneaked one in, in order to text all the details to their secret mistresses and gay boyfriends?

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    By Blogger bot37363838, at 6:32 am  

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