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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

May 26, 2005

The End

That frog advert has been causing me actual pain for a while now. It's not so much the ding ding ding ding ding of the lyrics and music. It's the fact that they've blacked-out its cock. It's just plain rubbish!

Yes, they'll take your money in return for their useless services, but they can't even be arsed to re-render the advertising for consumption by children who, let's face it, constitute the actual market for the product. Why did they put a penis on it in the first place?

Anyway, the really sad thing is that it is now number 1 in the music charts! An advert for some virtual "product" fabricated to dupe children into parting with their parents' money is actually the most popular piece of music in the UK.

Stoopid fules all of us.

As far as I am concerned the music industry is finished.


  • This could be to the charts what the Poll Tax was to Thatcher's career. Let's riot. Really. I mean it.

    By Anonymous Rafael, at 8:49 am  

  • Good idea. While you all are rioting for a week, I will be in France, where the current number one is «Un Monde Parfait» by the apparently under-age Ilona Mitrecey and "Raphael" is at number 6 with «Caravane».

    At least it's not Johnny.

    By Blogger bot37363838, at 9:24 am  

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