Grouchy

There's a link to this letter from Groucho Marx to Warner Bros in a story on The Register about Warner Brothers sueing some geezer for a domain name featuring the word "shire" in it.

It's all highly amusing, if the rampant greed involved wasn't so sickening.

Groucho, clearly, was a man after my own heart. This is the kind of letter I love to write myself, when complaining about shoddy goods or services.