The Ballad of Charles and Yoko

Christ, you know it ain't easy. I empathise with Charlie, because my mother didn't come to my wedding either (we didn't invite her, mind).

But it's interesting, innit? The parallels with John and Yoko in 1969? She's older than him, everyone hates her, they're both divorced, they have trouble finding a venue. "Peter Brown called to say, you can make it okay, you can get married in Gibraltar near Spain...."

I bet Camilla's singing voice is better than Yoko's, though.