you have an appointment that has passed

I don't know whether this could be the title of a novel or if I shouldn't save it for the title of my autobiography. It's the message that used to pop up in Claris Organiser, back when I attempted to use an organiser. Sometimes I still get "This appointment appears in the past," in Outlook, but it doesn't have the same ring.

You could also make something of "If you're not who you are click here."

But I like "You have an appointment that has passed," because it sums up a certain character type quite neatly.