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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

August 04, 2004

Spasm

See if this is familiar to you. You bring a packed lunch to work. It gets to half past ten and you're already hungry. You hold out until eleven fifteen and then dive into your lunch and start to eat. By now you're so ravenous that you eat too fast, don't chew your food properly, and then your gut goes into spasm, and you have an uncontrollable attack of hiccups and gastric reflux.

After several minutes of that you're left spent, exhausted, still hungry but feeling fainly sick, and you no longer like the taste of chicken/turkey/ham etc.

No?

Just me, then.

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