Roy Orbison in Cling-film site

These stories about Roy Orbison wrapped in Cling-film are truly excellent.

It takes a second or two for the penny to drop. 'Black clothes and dark glasses you say. I implore you to think carefully. Could the man's name conceivably be Roy Orbison? This is a matter of extreme urgency to me.'


'Yes! That was it exactly! Fancy, he is in the next room waiting for me to give him a sea-weed wrap.'