Accident Book Revisited

I love this kind of thing (from the Guardian). I can just picture certain people I have known entering "volcanic eruption" in the office accident book. One visit to the downstairs toilet in our office is enough to prompt that.

I'm quite disturbed by the 15 injuries caused by "contact with a marine mammal." Because we all know what that's about, don't we? Rishathra, of the non-consenting, pervy, variety.