Who Are We?

A lot of you have written to ask, now that Holyhoses is a collaborative effort, who are these people, and do they really exist? I think the easiest way to answer this is to compare the members of this blog to the Monkees. So.

• Dog - He's Mickey Dolenz, because he has the soul of a drummer and is aridly sarcastic.


• Andrew - He's Peter Tork, just because he bears a strong physical resemblance. Picture him as Peter Dork, sorry, Tork, with a can of Harmony hairspray.


• Simon - He's the secretly talented one, Mike Nesmith


• Rob - I'm the pretty one with the cute English accent