See if this is not familiar to you:

From The Onion: Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up:

'I have no idea what Plato's ideal reality is, but I bet it doesn't include know-it-all little shits.'

Wald added: 'If he uses the word 'dialectical' one more time, I'm going to shove my copy of The Republic down his throat.'

It gives me chills. Like being back in my MA Critical Theory class. O yeah.