Doomed

One can't help thinking that the Lord of the Rings Musical is a doomed undertaking. It's an idea straight out of The Producers, isn't it?

Black Rider
I'm a Black Rider
I drink lots of cider
And ride a dark horse

Ring Bearer
He's a Ring Bearer
He's walking with Strider
And friendly with dwarves

(chorus) And he's lost
In the woods
Don't know where he went
If you're lost in the woods
Try asking an Ent...