More Greatest Hits

Here are some more collected entries, including a couple of earlier ones from Simon, before he'd officially joined, as it were.

Best and first and worst gigs

On phases of musical taste

On what we should do about floods

Travelogue: Provence, 2004

An early contribution from Simon: "The internet truly is a piece of shit floating along in a very dark place."

Simon's definitive answer to the Shrewsbury question

Along similar lines, how to pronounce Epiphone

On Johnny Halliday, the French Cliff Richard ... and that Tim Moore quote in full

On the voting procedure of the Eurovision Song Contest

I appear to be obsessed with baked potatoes

On those awful Sunday chores

Another early contribution from Simon: "We arrive at our destination mostly down to luck and safety in numbers."

On why we are rubbish at football - and always have been, even in 1966