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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

January 31, 2006

What's my favourite again?

Sorry to obsess, but whatever did happen to Selina?

She was HUGE, wasn't she? I like to think her career started to slide when she was interviewing Georgie Fame on breakfast telly many years ago. He was sitting at his piano, and she said, "Why don't you play my favourite?"

...And looked off-screen and said, "What's my favourite again?"


  • A truly beauteous thing it is to see these serious people from the media without their pants on.

    As you say, just for a second you see beyond the matrix, and start to understand that they are really just the same as any other Actress, Singer, Dancer, Model, Presenter, Boffin, Reality TV Participant that is pumped out from every pissy little Media & Fame College of Further Education in this overpopulated land of ours.

    Jeeze, that rant raised my blood pressure so high it gave me an erection.

    By Blogger SimonHolyHoses, at 4:25 am  

  • I wonder who Paul Gambaccini's agent is?

    By Blogger bot37363838, at 4:27 am  

  • Actually looking at Selena in that link she could reinvent herself as a convincing looky-likey of that hideous wailing bint, Dido.

    And her hair looks just dishevelled enough to appear like a cheap wig bought from a fancy dress shop on the way to the agency's photo shoot.

    Selena! She's was the dad's favourite of her day wasn't she?

    A sort of former-day would-be-latter-day non-Paxman of neo-pre-senility pulchritude.

    By Blogger SimonHolyHoses, at 4:39 am  

  • Actually, I feel really bad about those previous comments now that my righteous hypertension has eased off.

    I'm sure that Selena and Dido are both very nice people, and jolly decent fellows to boot.

    By Blogger SimonHolyHoses, at 5:07 am  

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