Posh Stationery

You can get posh paper, can't you? And posh envelopes. You can get nice paper for your inkjet that looks like proper posh paper too. I think it was in JP Donleavy's A Singular Man that Sally Tomson likes to flick the paper with her fingernail to gauge its quality from the resulting sound.

I love all that.

But you can't get posh staples, can you? You can have the nicest paper in the world, but you can't get staples in Lottery Winner's Gold. I guess you could use those old fashioned brass things, but they don't punch a very neat hole.