Turnip

This guy should get 25 yards swimming certificate rather than a PhD.

And there was I thinking that exclamation marks and multiple punctuation just made you look stupid.

Can you imagine the rage-inducing gobshite software package that would result from this "technology"?

Looks like you are trying to be angry in this email. Would you like me to help? Your attempt at irony will not work on those who left school after 1982. Try inserting the word "Not!" at the end of the sentence.