It's perfectly simple

If you are going to shit your pants, England, every time we get a bit of snow, then why not just buy some fucking snow chains and keep them in your car? Put snow chains in your boot and you may never need them, but you won't have to panic everytime you see a white flake of frozen water falling from the sky, because you'll know you have snow chains.

Another thing you could do, you panic-buying weak-willed spastic, is put winter tyres on your car when it is, you know, winter. Instead of spending money on fags, booze, and shoes, why not get yourself an extra set of wheels, with snow tyres, that you can put on your car when you feel the first speck of rain in October? Hmmm?

And revving your engine really hard will not melt the snow but might make your car break down, shitbird.

And lorry drivers of Britain: if you don't know how to drive properly, get another job. If you really really need to be stupidly aggressive all the time, there may be an opening for a pub bouncer or two in Nottingham.