Lunch

Had a Chris's Caff mushroom omelette for lunch, which I counted as 6 points. While we were waiting outside for it to arrive, we talked in a fun way about doing a spoof of the Belle de Jour page.

Because when everyone finds out it's being written by a fat, sweaty bloke with a combover and a string vest, it's going to be so disappointing.

Best idea so far is a version called "Pepe du Jour", being the diary of a young t**nage m@le pr*stitute on a Manchester housing estate. Entries would include the one about doing the Geography teacher for 10 quid and a B+; and the one about hanging around smelly toilets for hours on end waiting for middle-aged men to come looking for adventure.

A slow descent into drugs and crime and degradation would ensue, providing entertainment for one and all.