Word to the Wise

If you are me, what you don't want to have been the last song you hear before stepping out of the car in the morning and going into work is the corkingly catchy "He's Mine" from Carolyn Dawn Johnson's Dress Rehearsal:

Well I've got him, he's mi-i-i-ine
Makes me feel like a real live woman insi-i-i-ide
Funny how a little love can get you so hi-i-i-igh
Can't want to get my hands on him tonight...