Lard Crisis

This might be important to you in the run up to Xmas: the Lard Crisis Centre. Personally, I'm free of such concerns, because we're going to France as usual and I'm not keen on most traditional Xmas eats. Mince pies give me bad stomach acid, as do most forms of pie.

I'm (whisper) happier to eat the foie gras, which is the special thing they have at Xmas over there.