Breaking News - Caramac Kit Kat is real

After years of relentless pressure from me and a few dedicated others, Nestle have finally released their secret skunkworks project the Kit Kat Caramac.

I just can't concentrate now. I've got to have one. If you see one, post it to me.

In other news, I have a "letter of the week" in next week's Radio Times (in all good newsagents about now). How embarrassing. I didn't write it in green ink, though, which is a saving grace.