Religionists

What is going on in the world? What's with all these religionists getting fired up about every damn thing? It's like we're only now experiencing what could have been end-of-century Millenarianism. From Janet Jackson's nipple to Gerry Whatever the Whatever, they're acting like they should have a say in how we live.

Dear religionsists, that kind of shit only works when people cannot read. We live in a mostly literate mostly secular society. So fuck off.