bob's big brain and the fuckworthiness game

rob's got a much bigger brain than most people. that's why he is able to make long lists of things he needs to do, while simon can only manage one thing. i'm with simon on this. because my brain is small, and because i've got a mild phobia about lists. there are a number of reasons for this phobia:

1. my general child of the universe state resists order
2. ...no, i can't do it.

anyway, rob also utilises his superior powers when playing the outrageous fuckworthiness game. we all do it, don't we? walking down the road on a sunny day, appraising approaching potential fuck partners. it's all pie in the sky, of course, with the massive assumption that these creatures would look twice at superannuated slobs like us. rob has the capacity to rate them on a scale of one to ten. i'm a binary man, myself. a "yes i would" or "no i would not" does the trick for me.