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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

April 26, 2005

what's news, pus-y twat?

i try to avoid the news whenever possible, because it upsets me. i think there is an election or something going on at the moment. at least, there will be, in just over a week's time. my finger slipped and i inadvertently selected bbc1 yesterday evening, but it was ok because i discovered that the news had been replaced by the day today. when will a tv company be brave enough to say "nothing much happened today" and just play some nice calming music?

i miss the days when your average newsreader just sat at a desk, and you could imagine they were only dressed from the waist up. i bet you anything you like they will be dancing and reading the news within five years. it makes me want to kill myself, it really does. how many paracetamol do i need?

1 Comments:

  • It's the "balanced" reporting that gets me down. The BBC's idea of balance is to always bring out someone with the opposite opinion, no matter how extreme or ludicrous that is. During the election, they turn this on its head and feel the need to wheel out "the three major parties" to comment on every issue, and choose to ignore all other shades of opinion, no matter how reasonable.

    By Blogger bot37363838, at 4:31 am  

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