Dear Suzie,

Have we met? I think not, and yet I feel I know you intimately. When your email landed in my inbox today with its subject header of Auf Striefe durch den Berliner Wedding, I felt I knew you very well: the kind of person you are, the kind of thing you like to do.

And Suzie: such a sweet name; probably sexier for its use of the letter z, and a more exciting name than Cecilia, Leroy, Garrett, Barry, Matt, or Mick, who also sent me emails with German language subject headers today, and over the weekend.

Suzie, I feel we've made connection. And now I've got your email address, I look forward to cyberstalking you for years to come.

Love, Rob.