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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

June 14, 2005

Noodle Poodle Puddle Battle

Well, it wasn't the thriller they thought it would be; it looked like it was going to be bad for him, but now it really looks as if he's invincible. It was hotter than July outside the courtroom when... etc. etc.

In other news, seeing Roy the other day and noting how good he was looking, having lost weight, I've started a half-assed fad diet. I'm going to try to avoid chocolate and biscuits at work today and eat nowt but fruit (like Steve Jobs, fnar). And a summer of enforced moderate exercise has started, with the office car park closed, so I'm walking to and from the tram stop in the morning.

I'm in a moderate amount of pain right now.


  • always consult your doctor before embarking on any half-assed fad diets.

    By Blogger Roy, at 2:39 am  

  • I reckon Jacko must've bought some shit-deflector-spray off Batman.

    I suppose there was no point in finding him guilty anyway.

    He's got no money to pay any sort of fine, being £200 million in debt.

    If they put him in prison they would kill him and pull his nose off.

    So that leaves house arrest or hospitalisation. Isn't he virtually imprisoned in both his own home and a hospital (they have to keep sticking his face back on)anyway?

    He's no danger to the public now anyway. Nobody this side of insanity would trust him with their kids now, verdict or no verdict.

    Tellingly they showed a picture of him on his bedroom wall - it was the Last Supper with people like Einstein as the apostles and him as the Bubby Lord in his 80s Sergeant Pepper style uniform.

    By Blogger SimonHolyHoses, at 3:50 am  

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