Noodle Poodle Puddle Battle

Well, it wasn't the thriller they thought it would be; it looked like it was going to be bad for him, but now it really looks as if he's invincible. It was hotter than July outside the courtroom when... etc. etc.

In other news, seeing Roy the other day and noting how good he was looking, having lost weight, I've started a half-assed fad diet. I'm going to try to avoid chocolate and biscuits at work today and eat nowt but fruit (like Steve Jobs, fnar). And a summer of enforced moderate exercise has started, with the office car park closed, so I'm walking to and from the tram stop in the morning.

I'm in a moderate amount of pain right now.