Don't PANIC, don't PANIC!

I love this story about Madeleine Peyroux 'disappearing' into thin air. The record company are hyping this up like some kind of "jumping off the Severn Bridge" suicide, because nothing sells records like a musician who self-destructs at the height of success, does it?

In reality, probably, record company PR bunnies just don't know how to cope when someone switches off their mobile phone - or, god forbid, doesn't own a mobile phone.

Hundreds of people probably think I am dead, come to think of it.