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i need to get a hat. i need a hat to keep my hair out of my eyes, especially when i wash my hair. i'm possibly too old to have long hair but because i can grow long hair i will. i'm growing my hair for all the other people who can't grow their hair, be it for political, medical, or taste reasons.

because i am probably anyway of an age now where it is considered a good thing to have a hat. but it is difficult to find something that hasn't got a fucking badge on it. clothes with badges on. not only do i have to buy this overpriced piece of shit produced for a pittance in a faraway country i can't locate on a map, but you want me to advertise for you too?

and then i woke up and it had all been a bad dream.