Top dogs

As of this morning, we're the number 1 hit in Google for searches on S a r a h B e a n y ' s b r e a s t s.

Which is funny. I noticed last night she's got a series on the telly at the moment, which is why men (I'm assuming) are searching on the subject.

We're also #3 for searches on Annelise Hesme, the girl from the Renault Clio ads. Well, I'm sorry boys, but she's my secret girlfriend.

In other news, we're no longer even on the front page for searches for Kenny you-know-who without his hat. But the good news for those with a prurient interest in seeing him bald, look no further than here! Now you know why Ms X sought to have their marriage annulled. First time she saw him without the hat, she was straight to her lawyer. Possibly.