Ban the Cran, Bury the Berry
In response to public demand, I have started a new campaign: Ban the Cran. Please leave your comments here, and I will send them to Nicky Campbell at BBC Watchdog, or Jimmy Saville. Together we can remove this foul fruit from supermarket shelves.
Cranberry lover warning: you will be abused and vilified if you leave cranberry-supporting comments here.
1 Comments:
I fucking love cranberries I do...
Have you people never suffered from cystitis?!
By patrische, at 2:39 pm
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