The Real Morons

If ever there was proof that in the bankrupt world of British TV, originality, creativity and intelligence are in short supply, you only need look at tonight's schedule.

8.30 pm BBC3: The Real Hustle - Real-life con-artists carry out scams on members of the public

9.00 pm Channel 4: The Real Dad's Army - factual series reveals how defending Britain became an altogether more serious business

9.00 Channel 5: The Real Rain Man - profile of the inspiration behind the film

Coming soon: The Real George and Mildred; The Real Mary Poppins; The Real Real Story; The Real The Real World; The Real The Real McCoy; The Real Howard Hughes: The Real Aviator; and a revisionist history of the Home Guard in World War 2: The Real The Real Dad's Army.