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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

September 23, 2003

Beautiful Feet

I'm suspicious that the winner and the runners up are all using artificial aids like nail varnish, toe rings, and ankle bracelets. Honestly. How do I know they haven't got horrible toenails going under there?

It's a great chat-up line, though, to tell a woman she has beautiful feet. They're obsessed with their feet, because they're obsessed with shoes.


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