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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

June 08, 2004

England are out

Seems obvious to me that all you need to do to get England kicked out of Euro 2004 is provoke a few fans with a few chants and gestures, and, bob's your uncle, Englandland is disqualified.

Really smart opposition fans will even buy Englandland shirts and walk around smashing things up, shouting, "Tally ho!" "Old Bean!" and "Fish and Chips!"

As John Ketley said on 5 Live this morning, it's nice of people to put out the St George's Cross to celebrate England winning the test series against New Zealand. Otherwise, this will be remembered as the summer that flags flew everywhere but then England got kicked out and disgraced, and we'll forever associate the red cross with the psychopathic drunken louts who bring shame on us all.

So no change there.

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