big bee

there was a big bee in our kitchen yesterday. it was like a yellow and black stripey tennis ball - i'm not exaggerating.

this shitty cold weather has taken all the fun out of fly-swatting. they woke up a few weeks ago but can't get any speed up in the dense, cold air (i think that's the reason) so they're sitting duck-flies. still, people won't think of that when they admire my stats in future generations.