Here is my George Best Obituary

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: George Best had a short but eventful career with Dunstable Town FC. During that period the club enjoyed its record attendance of 10,000 spectators and George played for Dunstable in a memorable 3 - 2 victory over a Manchester United XI."

Apart from that career highlight, Bests' shining moment was an hilarious send-up of Oliver Reed on the BBC Wogan chat show.

Doctors reported that Best made a final deathbed request for a double whiskey, which was administered via IV drip.