Malnourished

sand eating 01
Originally uploaded by mcmrbt.

Now it can be told...

My parents were so irresponsible, they abandoned me on the beach at Hayling Island in 1963 and left me to fend for myself.

I was forced to eat sand, with sand worms for protein, and eventually crawled back home to Dumpstable.

I never forgave them. You can see how malnourished I was - near starvation, obviously.