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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

December 14, 2005

The Death Clock

It's being so cheerful etc.

According to The Death Clock, I am going to die on Valentine's Day 2042. I will be 79 years old.

This doesn't really depress me, except for the thought that my youngest daughter will more or less be as old as I am now. I want my kids to be young forever. Or forever young.


  • Sooner than you: Feb 8th 2037 for me. Which coincidentally is very very nearly my dad's 100th birthday.

    That'll be because, according to the body mass index calculator, I am clinically obese.

    That's good news for me though because most of the males in my family snuff off at 65 which for me will be several years before 2037.

    Of course this doesn't account for the collapse of the oil economy and the hardships we will all face after that.

    Indeed we're all going to be superfit.

    Though non of us will live long enough to die of natural causes.

    By Blogger SimonHolyHoses, at 8:34 am  

  • NONE not NON

    Alcohol induced dementia strikes again.

    By Blogger SimonHolyHoses, at 8:34 am  

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