James May suggests fighting duels to cope with road rage incidents

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So to the man in the Renault Trafic who tried to run me off my bike last week, I say to you, sir, that your beard is not well trimmed, and that I can offer you the services of a blade. And to the man in the Sprinter who tried to ram me: sir, I put it to you that you are indeed driving like an arse, sir. And I shall run you through, sir. And to the man in the flat-bed Transit, who asked what thou art to do about it, thou great poof: very well, look your last upon the sun."