Life's Little Extras - 2006 Model Year

Your Life S model

• Eyes with lash and brow trim°
• Wax-treated hearing
• Dual Function nose
• Multi-function mouth
• Limbs colour-matched to torso°
• 3-speed gearbox - walk, jog, run
• 3-year anti-myopia warranty on eyes
• 14-year anti-balding warranty on hair
• 12-year anti-paunch warranty*
• Opposable thumbs
• Redundant 5th digit
• Self-repairing skin
• Vague feeling of unhappiness

Additional on SE model

• 14-year anti-myopia warranty
• 21-year anti-balding warranty
• 27-year anti-paunch protection*
• Anti-grease skin and hair
• Fully functional 5th digit
• Enhanced bone structure
• Fully-formed feeling of unhappiness

Additional on Sport model

• 4-speed gearbox -walk, jog, run, sprint
• Skin-covered musculature
• Jumping and swimming modules
• On-board stats computer
• 35-year anti-paunch protection
• Fully-formed lack of self-awareness
• Hand-eye co-ordination computer
• Spatial awareness sensors

Options

• Academic pack £15,000
• Anti-myopia pack for academics £73,000
• Humour pack £35
• DIY pack £44,000
• Musician pack with perfect pitch, co-ordinated hands and fingers, and maths co-processor £42.56
• Writer pack - discontinued for 2006 model year
• IT pack £39
• Anti-shock limbs for Sports model £32,000
• Romance pack £1.99
• Blonde pack £6.99
• Blogger pack - 2 for 1p

°For colour choices, please see page 93
*With diet an exercise as described in Manual