norwegian blue

as you can probably tell from my (occasional) posts, i'm quite a fun guy to be around. if, for instance, you were to ask me if i had any painkillers, i would probably say no, i haven't, because the parrot ate 'em all! geddit? see, fun guy...

i mention this because i get through a lot of paracetamols. i get headaches, and paracetamol has got caffeine in it or something so it keeps me awake. i've been on the interweb and apparently it's not bad for you and not habit-forming, so that's ok. i get nosebleeds, not from picking, it's a bright reddy colour, i don't know if there is any connection.

so what i want to moan about now is the fact that i can't buy more than one packet at a time. because if i wanted to kill myself, i wouldn't realise that i could go to 5 or 6 different shops and get the required fatal dosage, would i?

we all suffer because of the selfishness of the depressed few. like the suicide who throws himself in front of the rush hour tube train. or something.

we all must stay behind after class.