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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

March 31, 2005

Tosser!

BBC NEWS: Eccleston quits Doctor Who role. I knew this would happen if they cast an ac-tor in the role. Just as you start to warm to him, because he was all right really, just as you let your guard down, he smacks you in the face like a comedy lobster bib.

He was too young anyway. Let's have someone with a bit more dignity next time. I nominate Timmy Mallett.

2 Comments:

  • It's weird innit, because after one episode Doctor Who is now mo' celeb than it ever was when it was real.

    It made me smile when I heard he was ditching the show so quickly.

    Anyway, does that mean Billy Piper will suffer an involuntary career event as well? I know she has been soiled by the nasty Chris Evans, and that she has one of those weird American blow-job mouths, but you have to feel sorry for her, what with her only just branching out into new areas of actress-singer-dancer-model-presenter-ness.

    By Blogger SimonHolyHoses, at 1:52 am  

  • if he was made out of chocolate, he'd eat himself. but he is an actor, i suppose.

    By Blogger dog, at 5:28 am  

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