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Hoses of the Holy in the Parallel Universe

March 31, 2005

Chat Me Up, Why Doncha?

A lot of you have written to ask for some more chat-up lines and other secrets of seducing women.

Feel free to use these, if you have the opportunity. Readers and other members of the team might wish to contribute their own.

"I know the internal dimensions of every Peli case..."

"The last of my genital warts fell off last night..."

"I have to change my guitar strings regularly, because I've got very acidic sweat."


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