James May's dilemma

James May in The Telegraph wonders whether he should sell his Porsche 911 to his doctor.

"Apparently, the Chinese invented everything. While the West was still emerging from the primeval slime - some of which can still be glimpsed around Richard Hammond's house in Gloucestershire - they already had gunpowder, printing, optics and the Ken Hom presentation wok set."

Nice rambling piece with a great punchline.